Even though these laws were made up years ago, I still think they were crazy for even back then!
In Salt Lake County Utah it is illegal to carry a violin in a paper bag.
In Florida it is illegal to fart in public after six o'clock in the evening on Sundays
In Massachusetts it is illegal to go to bed without bathing, however, in the same state, law prohibits bathing on Sundays
In New York when a person jumps off a building it is against the law and they are sentenced to death.
In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake mustache to make people laugh in church.
In Alabama it illegal to throw salt on railroad tracks, and death is the penalty.
In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the stand.
In California it is illegal to bathe two babies in the same bath at the same time.
No alcoholic beverage is allowed within five hundred feet of a cash register in a store that sells both alcohol and gasoline in California.
In Saratoga, Florida no citizen can sing and wear a swimsuit at the same time.
In Illinois, it is illegal to walk around without one dollar on them. If a citizens does not have at least one dollar in their possession, they will be charged with vagrancy.
In Kentucky, every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
In Louisiana, a woman's' husband has to wave a flag in front of her car before she can drive it anywhere.
In Bozeman, Montana it is illegal to have sex in your front lawn after sundown.
In Devon, Texas the law prohibits anyone from making furniture while in the nude.
In Florida, a man wearing a strapless dress, is breaking the law.
In Arizona, no one can take pictures before twelve o'clock on Sunday afternoons
In Minnesota it is illegal for a human to have sex with a fish.
In Tennessee it is illegal for any woman to call a man for a date.
In Montana it is illegal for a woman to wear a corset.
In Massachusetts it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown.
In Utah a person can have sex with an animal as long as it is not for cash.
In Kentucky all nude people in a household must be registered with the state.
In San Fransisco it is illegal to pile horse manure higher than six feet on a street corner.
Additionally, in Wilbur, Washington it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
In Oklahoma a citizen can get arrested for making ugly faces at a dog
In Arizona a man may not beat is wife more than once a month.
In Tuscan women may not wear pants.
In Arkansas is illegal for any women teachers who "bob" their hair to get a raise.
In Blythe a citizen cannot wear cowboy boots unless they own two cows.
It is illegal to say "O Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
Car dealers may not sell cars on Sundays in Colorado.
In Long Beach cars are the only items allowed in the garage.
In Georgia members of the state assembly cannot get ticketed for speeding when the state assembly is in session.
In Illinois it is illegal to enter the state before contacting the police.