Teenager Claims He Was Shot By Ninjas. WTF?!

wilavitt

File this under "Dumbest statements ever"

http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/6155623-Cops-Teen-accidentally-shot-self-in-groin-blames-ninjas/

clb80907

I wonder how that police report looked? Also, is that William Shatner?

wilavitt

If you're referring to my avatar, that is William Shatner. Or, more precisely, it's TJ Hooker

Gunsmoke

Hopefully his wound is in such a part of his groin so as to prevent his procreating. Got enough stupid people in the world already. What's the gangs name anyway, Los nada testicle?