Hey everyone, about to go 10-7 and had a hilarious incident tonight. Dealt with one of our regular "customers" who needless to say is a few french fries short of a happy meal. Anyway, he wanted his fiance kicked out of their house cause she (and I quote) "refused to put out." While fussing at the man for calling 911 for a retarded reason such as this, he asked the same fiance to light his cigarette for him. I put everything I know and love on this next statement. Keep in mind, this is in a trailer with no carpet, about to fall down and they are beyond disgusting. The fiance walks over to the stove, lights the oven, and PUTS HER FACE IN THE LIT OVEN WITH THE CIGARETTE TO LIGHT IT. I couldn't contain my laughter. Anyone have any hilarious stories they want to share?